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Me and Sissy

Come on in and kick your boots off for a while!!!
I'd tip my hat to ya,but as you can see
I have my hands full!!! lol
 


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I offer a special welcome to each and every person that takes the time to visit
my pages. I know my site doesn't compare to many that are out there but I
have taken a little effort in making your visit a pleasent one and who knows,
ya might find a bit of information ya just weren't prepared to find!!!!
Feel free to visit any or all of my pages, thanks for stoppin by!!!
 


 
 

I have many, many friend I have met on the internet, some of them I have even met in person,
over 130 people IRL (in real life) so far!!!!!! I am alway look forward to making new friends
and learn of different cultures. My father was in the military so I have seen more in my life so
far than most see in their entire existance. I am a TRUE Texan living in Dallas for now, if ya
live in this area,  I would love to meet ya!!! I love to travel and I do to visit
family and friends!! I have a question for each and every one of yall that take the time to see
and read what I have done with my page,  how often do ya get to meet so many different folks
with different backgrounds and interests?? Only on the internet is it possible to reach out and
touch and learn about so many in a very short amount of time!!!! I still think it is one of the
best places to learn of other peoples experiences and ideas and a great place to find TRUE
friends!! But for those of you new the the net and chatting, I offer a bit of advise!!! Guard your
heart closely and beware of those you don't know!! It's so easy to become involved over the
internet, have your doubts??? Just ask any of us that have been out here for a while!!!! Don't
get me wrong, I've met a lot of great people out there, but I have run across a few I'd rather
not trust my life to. lol Don't hessitate to drop me a line, I am a people person and I don't have
time for enemies, only FRIENDS!!
Thanks for stoppin by!!!!



Questions To Ponder:
1. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and Drive?
 2. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
 3. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
 4. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
 5. Why do they sell ciggerettes in gas stations when smoking is probibited there?
 6. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
 7. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
 8. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work in the mornings?
 9. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
10. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
11. If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how does the TEFLON stick to the pan?
12. If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
13. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
14. You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere
       else"?
15. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
16. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
17. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something
      by ship, it's called cargo?
18. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out
      of  the same substance?
19. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
 
 


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